Things I've noticed since living in NY
- Living in Brooklyn isn't as cool as it sounds.. Hood credibility doesn't matter if you never have to go to the hood.
- It is impossible to get off the train and not smell like farts
- Puerto Ricans scare me a lot more than Blacks... time to step your game up Black people.
- A 10 in Long Beach is a 6.5 in New York
- People out here are go getters, and it's a perfect environment to try and make it in any field (except maybe porn)
- My favorite type of people out here are little fat white kids with fresh ass clothes on who haven't yet decided to develop a wigger accent
- It seems that the degree of seperation from us normal folk to celebrities is vastly decreased.. New York is like the Twitter of cities.
- There is something like a 3 to 1 ratio of single women to single men.. because girls come out here to be in the fashion industry.. and so do guys.. but they're all gay.. this is going to be easy..
- Being a hipster in NY isn't half as annoying as being a hipster in LB.. It may be time to make the jump... first step, buying a bike.
- I look good with shaved pubic hair. Not so much with a line up.
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So you're like, what, a 3 now?
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